Where Is Fei World Tour Fund

dear all!!!!
what do you think of this idea???
WHERE IS FEI WORLD TOUR FUND????
you know i FINALLY realize there is no hope of me,
trying to save money with my really meagre/meager income..
nah, wont be able to get any job that pays me triple the salary....
leveraging on people's support seems to be the best way forward,
esp if i can think of a benefit to return to them!!!!!~

anyway!!!!!! i honestly want your honest opinion!!!
Even creative ideas to make this happen!!!!!!!

HOW DO I CONVINCE PEOPLE TO SUPPORT MY FUND???

and WHAT BENEFIT CAN I GIVE IN RETURN???